The voices you've been waiting to hear
Welcome to the underground railroad of honest commentary, where anonymity breeds authenticity and shadows speak louder than spotlights.
In a world drowning in sanitised opinions and performative vulnerability, Days Of Our Minds [DOOM] has assembled a clandestine collective of writers who've traded their public personas for the freedom to tell the truth. These aren't your typical lifestyle gurus or wellness warriors peddling digestible content for mass consumption. These are the voices that whisper what everyone else is thinking but too afraid to say.
Our columnists don't seek your validation—they seek your recognition. They write not from pedestals but from the trenches of real life, armed with insights earned through experience, expertise, and the kind of brutal self-awareness that only comes from living authentically in an inauthentic world.
Each week, these anonymous architects of uncomfortable truths will dissect the social facades we've grown too comfortable accepting. They'll examine the unspoken dynamics that govern our relationships, decode the subconscious messages that plague our sleep, and perform surgical strikes on the cultural delusions we've collectively agreed to ignore.
This isn't therapy disguised as journalism, nor journalism masquerading as entertainment. This is something far more dangerous: it's the truth, unfiltered and unapologetic, delivered by people who've earned the right to speak it.
So buckle up, dear readers. You're about to meet the voices that society tried to silence, speaking from the shadows where honesty thrives and pretense dies.
Let’s introduce you to the voices
THE MISTRESS [Affairs of the Heart and Mind]
Maligned and shamed since the dawn of time, yet persistently present and serving purposes we're too self-righteous to acknowledge. Like them, hate them, or secretly be them—we all want to hear from the woman who chooses to engage in someone else's infidelity.
Our resident expert has navigated the treacherous waters of clandestine romance for over a decade, collecting battle scars from multiple philanderers and confrontations she'd rather forget but graciously shares for our enlightenment. She writes for anyone contemplating intimacy through deception, or for those who rage against mistresses to fuel their own judgmental fires rather than examining their own imperfections.
The risks are high, the rewards fleeting and variable. But the insights? Absolutely priceless.
THE DREAM ANALYSER [Subconscious Revelations]
Meet Dr Doomood, our founder and experienced psychiatrist who's tired of watching you frantically Google your dreams at 6am like some sort of subconscious detective with commitment issues.
As an expert mind reader who's helped thousands of patients over the years, she's decided to cut out the middleman entirely. Rather than wait for your amateur dream journals, she'll analyse her own nocturnal adventures and leave the revelations for you to interpret—just like Google, but with human intelligence and zero targeted ads cluttering your consciousness afterwards.
And yes, it might be slightly unethical, but those thousands of former patients pop up in her dreams regularly. Consider it professional development with a side of voyeuristic psychology. "That time I saw that patient..." just became your new favourite column.
THE SOLO CONFESSOR [Living on This Planet as One of Those Single People]
Our resident expert lives solo and—plot twist—does not revel in it. Unlike the army of self-celebration warriors flooding your feeds with empowering dinner-for-one photos, she speaks the uncomfortable truth about how bloody hard life can be when there's nobody around to share it with.
She pays double to exist, gets pushed aside by coupled society, and eats leftovers because even the cat has standards. She's heard all your well-meaning platitudes about how "partners are crap anyway" and "friends mean more than romantic relationships," but she's not buying what you're selling.
This isn't bitter single woman syndrome—this is honest single woman commentary. There's a difference, and she's here to explain it.
THE POLITICALLY INCORRECTOR [What She Says Rather Than What She Should Have Said]
Sick of smug people who materialise after confrontations with their perfect comebacks and flawless hindsight? Our resident expert provides the ammunition you wish you'd had in the moment, because frankly, rude people are predictable and their insults follow patterns.
She's stockpiled the perfect responses for society's most common arseholes, because preparation meets opportunity, and next time you won't be standing there speechless while some entitled wanker walks away thinking they've won.
Consider this your advanced course in strategic verbal warfare. Class is always in session.
THE SOCIAL SURGEON [Dissecting Modern Behaviours with Precision]
This isn't about woke versus anti-woke—this is about applying surgical precision to the bollocks people peddle on social media. Our Social Surgeon wields razor-sharp observation skills and a complete set of extremely sharp rhetorical knives to slice through the entitled mistruths of influencers who waste oxygen and Wi-Fi manipulating you for validation.
She's particularly skilled at dissecting those who throw around terms like "gaslighting" with reckless abandon while claiming ownership of trending phrases like "grey rocking" as if they invented human behaviour itself.
One influencer at a time, she'll perform the cultural surgery we desperately need. No anaesthetic required—the truth works better when it stings a little.
These voices don't represent DOOM's official position—they represent something far more valuable: authentic human perspective in an era of manufactured authenticity. Read, react, and remember: sometimes the most important conversations happen in the shadows >>> join the revolution.
