The anon truth-teller
I’m the voice you’ve been waiting for – the one willing to say what you’re thinking but can’t articulate, or worse, feel you shouldn’t say in our current climate of performative niceness.
Professional observer of human behaviour? Tick. Expert in reading people and making sense of societal nonsense? Double tick. Sick of watching the world tip out of favour for what actually makes sense? Triple bloody tick.
WHY ANONYMOUS?
Because in a world obsessed with scapegoating and cancel culture, anonymity equals freedom. Freedom to call out dog entitlement, influencer idiocy, and all the other irritating phenomena that grind our gears without worrying about professional consequences or social media lynch mobs.
I’ve spent years listening to people’s deepest thoughts and observing human behaviour patterns. Now it’s time to share those insights without the professional constraints that keep most of us trapped in diplomatic speak.
WHAT YOU’LL EXPERIENCE HERE
Raw authentic commentary on things you didn’t even realise were bothering you until someone finally put words to them. Respect for calling out bullshit. A fresh perspective on societal “norms” with the burning question: when did they ever become normal?
THE “MISSION”
To broaden perspectives on what we tolerate and what goes unnoticed but gets under our skin. To champion causes like stamping out dog entitlement and calling out influencers. To right the order of things when they’ve tipped out of favour for common sense.
My journey is your journey – let’s see if we actually resonate with anybody.
SOCIAL IRRITANTS
When Common Sense Dies a Slow Death
CULTURAL COMMENTARY
Dissecting Digital Dysfunction
LIFE OBSERVATIONS
Reality Checks for Real People
PROFESSIONAL INSIGHTS
Human Behaviour Decoded
READER RANTS
Your Voice, Our Platform
The Columnists
MEET THE VOICES
IN OUR HEADS
Five distinct personas, one shared mission: cutting through the crap that nobody else dares to address. Each columnist brings their own expertise and attitude to different corners of human absurdity.
THE MISTRESS
Affairs of
the Heart & Mind
She’s seen every relationship pattern, every emotional manipulation, every dating disaster. The Mistress doesn’t do romantic fairy tales – she does reality checks. From the psychology of modern dating to why your “soulmate” is probably just good at emotional manipulation, she cuts through romantic bullshit with surgical precision.
Specialises in: Relationship dynamics, emotional intelligence, dating culture disasters, and why your standards aren’t too high - everyone else’s are just too low.
THE DREAM ANALYSER
Subconscious Revelations
Your dreams aren’t random – they’re your subconscious trying to tell you something about the madness around you. The Dream Analyser decodes what our sleeping minds reveal about societal dysfunction, personal anxieties, and collective delusions.
Specialises in: Dream interpretation, subconscious patterns, psychological insights, and why your recurring nightmare about being chased probably says more about society than your psyche.
THE WORKPLACE WARRIOR
Office Politics & Career Carnage
Spent decades navigating corporate insanity and workplace hierarchies that make Game of Thrones look like a peaceful democracy. The Workplace Warrior dissects office culture, toxic bosses, and career advice that actually works.
Specialises in: Office politics, workplace psychology, career strategy, and why your boss’s incompetence isn’t your imagination – it’s statistically probable.
THE SOCIAL SURGEON
Dissecting Modern Manners
Armed with a scalpel-sharp wit and zero tolerance for social pretences, The Social Surgeon performs autopsies on modern etiquette failures, social media behaviour, and cultural phenomena that make no bloody sense.
Specialises in: Social dynamics, cultural criticism, etiquette evolution, and why common courtesy isn’t so common anymore.
THE MOTHER CONFESSOR
Family Truths & Parenting Reality
Parenting is not a competitive sport, but try telling that to the mums at school pickup. The Mother Confessor tackles the taboos of family life – from toxic relatives to parenting failures nobody admits to experiencing.
Specialises in: Family dysfunction, parenting reality checks, generational trauma, and why “gentle parenting” sometimes just means raising entitled brats.
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