Where are all the women?

Dating apps are fraught with problems, but there's a new threat to your ability to come across somebody really special and amazing.

AI-generated boyfriends.

Now, give me a second to explain this, and why discerning women have chosen to get off apps and sign up to sites such as Replika and Anima.

It's because on these sites, women actually get what they pay for. And that's a connection that feels genuine with something that means what it says, backs up words with actions and actually listens. These AI-generated boyfriends are designed to become more intuitive about what the user needs and wants as they build up a comprehensive understanding of the person paying for their services. Ultimately, women are satisfied because they get what they expect from a genuine relationship with a human but can't actually find anymore.

I know that it's unfair for you to be treated differently because of others who have come before you, but that is unfortunately just how it is. Jaded, hurt and disappointed women are voting with their feet to experience a connection that makes them feel valued, seen and heard.

It is sad that human existence has resorted to this, but it's important that you know before signing up to a subscription that will also get you minimal literal bang for your buck. But rather than be bitter about it, use this as an opportunity to grow and discover what you could be doing better. These AI boyfriends are getting dressed up, given profiles and preferred names at a rate of knots. In order to have any chance of competing with them, you'll need to take a leaf out of their books.

Perhaps start by practising new techniques in everyday interactions with women. Say nice things and mean them. Listen when a female says anything to you, especially if you get the sense it's important to them. And whatever you do, don't try and explain things to them that they would likely know if they are older than the age of three years.

After all, these behaviours are what is having you replaced with a $120 per year subscription. So stop swiping, start listening and you will be one step closer to getting what you want to.