Setting the scene on who we hate

At DOOM we don’t hate on many people. We are as inclusive as we can possibly be. We don’t need to hate on people because there are simply way too many other things in our existence to get infuriated by.

And, at the top of our list of things to hate on are dogs.

Not dogs in general but 21st century fur babies and dog-masculated canines who are forced to wear bow ties or tartan rugs, or be carried in handbags.

And, going further, we don’t put the blame on the dogs either but their masters. Human beings who should quite rightly know better.

We think it’s strange that owners who profess to know what their animal is saying, never hears them say, get this garbage off my fur and put me back on the land, or at least in the yard.

And we know that’s actually what they are saying.

At DOOM headquarters, we have a policy not to ever bring your dog to work day. We don’t have a photo board near the printing station of staff with their pooches.  

Because we know that others don’t care less about your dog. And most importantly, they don’t want your dog in their vicinity while they are in the kitchen using the sandwich press or bingeing on the complimentary cereal as a main meal.

We absolutely believe that animals belong at home waiting for people who like their company to finish human duties such as going to work or the bottle shop. There is a reason why there are endless dog toys at Petbarn to amuse them before they sleep all afternoon. They are not fretting for you, that’s your unfulfilled wish to be missed or wanted.

So buckle up as we explore the different places or situations that we have experienced trying to navigate a world that has exploded post COVID, of Dog Entitlement.

First up – the hairdressers….